Writing Contest: Joke Winners
Over the weekend, we asked you to send in your go-to jokes! We asked you to send in a short and simple joke....some quick wit, if you will. Today is International Moment of Laughter Day, the perfect day to share some of your best jokes! Sit back, relax, and lol to these hilarious jokes!
Check out our fave jokes below.
What time does a duck wake up?
The quack of dawn
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping one would win.
But no pun in ten did.
What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k?
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.
It was such a nice jester.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That's ridiculous. My dogs don't even own bikes.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast?
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.
And then it hit me.
My sister burned 8000 calories yesterday,
She left the brownies in the oven too long.
A Roman walks up to an ice cream stand and holds up two fingers.
"Five cones, please."
Why do people never eat clocks?
Because it's really time consuming.
What do fish study in math class?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer!
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that.
Why was the Easter bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
Congrats, Woozens! We've got some real comedians on our hands! The winners above will receive a sweet Woozen prize!
Let us know which joke was your fave in the comments section!