Writing Contest: Joke Winners

Hey Woozens!


Over the weekend, we asked you to send in your go-to jokes! We asked you to send in a short and simple joke....some quick wit, if you will. Today is International Moment of Laughter Day, the perfect day to share some of your best jokes! Sit back, relax, and lol to these hilarious jokes!


Check out our fave jokes below.


Aggravated

What time does a duck wake up?

The quack of dawn


CuteCupcaker

I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping one would win.

But no pun in ten did.


-realistic

What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k?

HDMI?


cataclysm

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

It was such a nice jester.


Dissipated

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Ay Matey!


Kimiesha19

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.

That's ridiculous. My dogs don't even own bikes.


EquallyDivided

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi


AmNana

Where does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast?

At IHop.


BrokenCD

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.

And then it hit me.


AnimaliaSellyXoX

My sister burned 8000 calories yesterday,

She left the brownies in the oven too long.


BasicWitch

A Roman walks up to an ice cream stand and holds up two fingers.

"Five cones, please."


Kryptonium

Why do people never eat clocks?

Because it's really time consuming.


sarat123

What do fish study in math class?

Algae-bra


Stormzz

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!


Meggie277

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

I now live in constant fear.


KayJay16

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull dozer!


RainbowKitty5592

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?

A Pi-thon.


TheSadPrincess

Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that.


Bumpkin

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dejav.

Dejav who?

Knock knock.


Savionah

Why was the Easter bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day.


Congrats, Woozens! We've got some real comedians on our hands! The winners above will receive a sweet Woozen prize!


Let us know which joke was your fave in the comments section!