VIP Woozens...This message is for you.
"Hello faithful Woozens.
We have never had the opportunity to meet, but I think now's a good time as any for a real introduction. My name is Johnny David-Louis, and if you didn't already know, I am Woozworld's hairstylist.
I'm reaching out to thank you kindly for all the adoration you've given me for the past 76 months...You are the true pioneers, holders of the true Woozworld hair legacy.
I know some of you were waiting to receive my 2 freshest cuts this month, but unfortunately, I did not deliver. You see, I was called in to take care of a super special, and most importantly, super SECRET assignment. Perhaps I'll sit you down and tell you all about it one of these days...
I'm terribly sorry... I should have warned you, but everything happened so fast.
But fear not, for the VIP cuts will be back in December, along with an extra little gift to show you how truly sorry I am for the mishap.
Until next time, take care and thank you for your support. For the VIP 76 of my heart, dry your tears, it won't happen again!