The Elvian Flu Epidemic


We've received an urgent message from the North Pole (yes... That North Pole.) It seems the big guy in red is in over his head (#poetry) after many of the usually hard-working elves have come down with a mysterious illness.

Though his communication skills could use a bit of an update, his message is clear. With the elves sick, toys aren't being built, gifts aren't being wrapped and Woozmas as we know it is in danger!

From some brief research, we've learned that Elvian Flu, otherwise known as H0N0, is a virus that affects those under 4'2 (which means elves and YadaYada are at risk.) The symptoms sound awful... We won't even go into the specifics. Needless to say, there is no way elves with this virus are going back to work until they're feeling better.

This is all the info we have so far, but we'll be sure to keep you updated!

Hopefully, we'll all have a very merry Woozmas.

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