Almost Famous: The Woozarazzi Contest Runners-Up

Readers,

I told you I would return, didn't I?

Yesterday, we crowned Amazonidy as the ultimate reporter for capturing the raw, tear-stained reality of WNTM. But as I leaned back in my chair and reviewed the rest of the submissions, I realized something... there is simply too much talent in Woozworld for me to keep it all to myself.

Now, there are no tokens or store packs for these three. But let's be real: having your work published by Woozarazzi? That is a reward money can't buy. You're getting the spotlight, darlings. Bask in it.

So, without further ado, here are the runners-up who proved that while they might not be me, they're definitely watching.

First up : strawbaewi

Hey Woozens! For tonight, a special article for our dear fashionistas.

We got to talk with WNTM finalist Celtia just after the fashion show with Zeena! He told us about Zeena's alleged photoshop and facetune allegations... We found proof that Zeena's hips on the main page of Woozworld were photoshopped to make them look more narrow! This coupled with what Zeena said to Celtia on the runway... We hope she knows we love her the way she is and no amount of editing will ever make her look better than she already does! Of course, we hope our dear fashionistas know that too. Never EVER change yourself for social media. Whatever people say, they aren't worth it!

Fashion Reporter Strawbaewi, logging out.

Next : --BlueContacts

Here I've caught JailenSlays, a WNTM finalists, slaying in the wild! Standing next to the Woozarazzi booth. may they're trying to put out flattering headlines about themselves?

And finally : IoveIetters

Spotted: -Vampdoll and pinksurrender chatting about upcoming WNTM events. Are they catching up after a busy weekend, or is there a plan to steal the show coming to fruition slowly. Will their plans be successful or is this just a regular hang out with friends? Stay tuned xoxo.

To these three: Congratulations on making the cut. Consider this your official seal of approval from the only reporter who matters. As for the rest of you? Keep practicing. The world of Woozworld is full of secrets waiting to be exposed, but it takes a sharp lens and an even sharper wit to capture them.

Until next time. And remember... if you think nobody is watching, look up. I'm probably there.

Woozarazzi