October 3, 2014
BREAKING NEWS, WOOZENS!
After weeks of your dedicated sleuthing, GoodoldWooz has finally been FOUND! Where was Woozworld’s grandpa? Unconscious, hidden in a huge soup tureen in the cafeteria kitchen! As Woozens who attended Mya’s Late Night Show know, Goodold will be resting and recuperating in the Woozworld Hospital, because it seems his memory was damaged during his time as a captive. Please help him by sharing your favorite Woozworld memories on his WoozIN Wallz!
Thus, thanks to you, the self-centered cafeteria lady, Mrs. Neon, has been revealed as the ultimate bad girl behind GoodoldWooz’s kidnapping. All Woozens that correctly deduced Mrs. Neon’s criminality will receive an exclusive Pretty Little Mystery achievement.
But now the Slop Queen herself has disappeared, and after digging through the slop recipes Mrs. Neon left behind, LilyWooz has uncovered what may be the biggest secret of all…
There’s a striking resemblance between Mrs. Neon and the another self-centered Woozen we know all too well, ZeenaWooz.
Mrs. Neon seems to be a secret identity created by Zeena in the future. Why would future ZeenaWooz go through all this trouble to kidnap GoodoldWooz? What did Goodold uncover about Eva & Fil’s father? Could Zeena be their mother?! If so, what does this mean for the future of Woozworld?
Both ZeenaWooz and Mrs. Neon were unavailable for comment and could neither confirm nor deny these allegations.