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Interim Santa: Kris Klauz
  • November 26, 2014

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Despite his humble beginnings, Kris Klauz now is one of the biggest entrepreneurs of all Wooztime, a corporate tycoon who has revamped the idea of Woozmas. Starting out in Lib Street, Kris didn’t have much help during his leveling up, which helped form his money-saving mind. Traditional Woozmas items like trees, decor and glass baubles are extremely costly. Mr. Klauz believes plastics are more cost-effective and durable… so how does he keep his customers buying each year? New trees create the latest Woozmas styles! The current craze, the eTree 6+, is next to impossible to find – and stay away from those Galatree S5… they’re a mess to set up.

What is your idea of a perfect Woozmas?kris
Mo’ mo’ mo! I am all for a traditional Woozmas. Friends and family gathered around an eTree6+ with all their presents underneath it… brings a real tear to my eye. That lovely Woozmas-themed TV dinner, microwaveable Woozmas spirit for the whole family. Sipping on some hot “Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Cocoa.” Ahh, the Woozmas life.

How do you deliver presents?
Well of course I’m far too busy to do that myself, so I “hire” unpaid interns. Their volunteer work keeps prices low on the Woozmas items everyone knows and loves. The interns each have an eSleighAir 2 that glides silently through the night. Reindeer are 100,000W a pop which is outrageous, mo’ mo’ mo’! Once at your house, they activate an eRing (watches are too costly) on their thumb that opens the door and they get the presents exactly where they need to go!

Why should Woozens choose you?
I represent a traditional Woozmas. No one wants to be on a beach with all that sand or one where the Woozmas spirit is robotic. Most importantly, you save money while getting a good return – maximum Woozmas joy for your money. I don’t waste time on bling or jewelry! Mo’ mo’ mo!

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